49 thoughts on “2k19 my player face scanned a baby’s face. Took me hours to get this to work, I hope you like it.”

  1. Amazing, I gave up after the 6th attempt, the app would say I did it correctly but the game wouldn’t accept it.

  2. Crazy how far video games have come, I mean, this is a hockey game right? This amount of customization is insane!

  3. When I see stuff like this, it makes me wish that Reddit had different *types* of upvotes and downvotes.

    On the one hand, there are things like cute animal pictures: absolute positives that I upvote as a way of saying “Yes, denizens of the Internet, I approve of this picture. The world is a better place because of this image. The content featured in this Reddit post shines like a light in the darkness, pointing the way forward to a better tomorrow.”

    Then, there’s *this*. Whatever it is, it is not a positive. Its existence makes we wonder whether or not it might be lurking behind me in the shadows, waiting to strike. This is kind of image that makes Pennywise the evil, child-eating clown jolt awake in the middle of the night, deep in his lair, his flesh spastically shifting from one form to another as it instinctively recoils at a terror that even the monsters fear.

    To have made such a thing is a mighty accomplishment—that much, I know. And so, I upvote it. But, O, how I wish there was another way. I upvote it, but I would never dare to deign to advocate for it. And yet, how will the random passerby know the difference? As the upvotes for this unholy abomination climb higher and higher, how many innocent, unassuming souls will be drawn in by the upvote count, believing it to be a thing of value, when in fact, I’m being drawn to it, they have only hastened its spread through the mind-web.

    May god have mercy on our souls. The doom cometh—the bell tolls, and it tolls for thee.

  4. I did something similar back in the day with Rainbow Six Vegas 2 on the Xbox 360 and its camera accessory it had to uttely horrific results. This lasted up until I found a really high quality portrait of Adolf Hitler on the internet, 30 minutes of laser jet printing later and our new German operative was going ubermanch on those terrorist asses. To be fair I was around 17 at the time and thought it was the funniest shit ever.

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