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DIE MONSTER, YOU DON’T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
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You have uno
***H O N K***
BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR
Who would win? Dr. Acula or a miserable pile of honks?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But enough talk
Have at you
*takes Dracula’s boot and runs off with it*
I love how much the internet has fell in love with this goose
from what I know about Goose Game I’m pretty sure the goose would be in the throne and Richter would be there to fight it
My favorite game, I just recently played through the whole thing again. Got just over 200%.
It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by, humans, who wish to pay me, tribute.
But geese are a demon flurry of wings and teeth. They will destroy you
Goose has no teeth, just strange ridges that lead down to the main honker
Little did he know that would be the last thing he will ever say.
I am so glad that goose game is a thing because it gives us geese the recognition we deserve.
What a horrible night to have a curse
but enough talk, have at you!
I am really digging all the goosing
Castlevania gives such a cool all around aesthetic vibe of royal night dwelling vampire lords while still being an old school platformer.
They actually fucked up the translation, this is what this dialogue looks like in the japanese version:
*Richter: Begone! This world was not meant for the likes of you!*
*Dracula: My own power did not bring about my resurrection. It was greed, the greed of you men which summoned me back. And is justice not defined by the mighty?*
*Richter: Such a selfish claim! Humanity is guided by our shared principles. We only want to come together, and move foward!*
*Dracula: Oh, but the truth is that humanity also bears burgeoning desires within them, which leads to submit to their religious creeds, yes?*
*Richter: Mere power is not what leads mankind. Respect and generosity: these are what truly guides humanity!*
*Dracula: Preposterous. Which one of our claims is true? I shall give you the answer, along with death’s embrace!*
They thought American kids were too stupid to understand good dialogue and made as cheesy as possible in the American version. AKA = DIE MONSTER!
“Goose! Maximum strength!”
STAKE IN THE LAKE
Your immortal rake..
is in the Holy lake..
He’ll change his tune when that goose traps him in a phone box.
Stake in the lake
rake in the la-
**gets tackled by a horde of annoyed redditors**
~~wraith in the lake~~
Is there a way to play Symphony of the Night these days without having the original system and game?
What is a wall but enslaved stone?!
What is glass but tortured sand!?!?!
Ooooo u/VinnyVinesauce !
The Podcast How Did This Get Played did a dramatic reading of the opening scene on it’s most recent episode ( NES Friday the 13th) and it turns out when well read the dialogue wasn’t bad.
Dude, wtf… I post this days ago!
I hate geese. One stole my giant pretzel at the zoo when I was 3. Ever since I have been on a quest to destroy all geese
And then 10 more showed up and swarmed him.
Dracula: Dontchu touch that glass.
For the uninitiated:
Here you go, make your own!
Fuck geese and everything they stand for!
Now we know the goose’s name. Richter
Peace was never an option.
Best game soundtrack of all time.
BUT ENOUGH SQUAWK! HAVE AT THEE!
# PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
All this shit, where the fuck is GOOSE OF WAAR!
I came here to complain about turn 2 Oko, but I seem to be in the wrong subreddit…
If anyone actually makes a mod of this… Bless those people
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