27 thoughts on “I finally understand this guy. He had allergies”

  1. Can confirm. I have some really bad allergies and I have wished someone would just shoot my nose off before

  2. If you have a local hospital, go to their pharmacy and see if they have the non drowsy pills in bulk. I can get a whole month’s supply for $5 at my local clinic. I don’t know if this is a common thing or not but it’s worth a look. Seasonal allergies make me envy the dead unmedicated.

  3. Pro Tip for people with allergies: FLONASE (or rather the generic, whatever it’s called). It’s a miracle-worker. I was sneezing dozens and dozens of times each day, and when I started taking Flonase at my wife’s recommendation, it’s like somebody just hit the off-switch on my allergies.

  4. I can’t tell where you’re supposed to shoot him. His instructions are unclear. Shot myself in the dick

  5. I understand this guy just cuz a shot to the face is fatal and who doesn’t want that, am I right? lol

  6. Luckily for me, my city is 2nd worse in the nation for allergies. Half my face is clogged all to shit, the other half is a non stop faucet of snot and tears. I’m over it.

  7. Yes, Mrs. McShooty, what would you like to name your child?

    Face. Face McShooty. Named after his great-uncle. He was a diplomat, the Face of a great nation.

    That’s very sweet.

    Thank you. I’m going to raise little Face the best I can, the best schooling, elocution lessons. Face is going to have all the opportunities we never had growing up.

  8. SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE!

    DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!

    FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW!

    BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!

    AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O’CLOCK!

    BONGGGGG!

    KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE!

    I’M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!

    DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!

    BONG!!

    …I NOTICE YOU HAVEN’T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY!

    Maybe you’re weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!!

    WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!

  9. Didn’t know borderlands had a day-night cycle. Thought it’d always be daytime when you encounter him

  10. I have dreams about removing my nose and scratching the inside of my face…it shouldn’t make me so happy

  11. Fun Gaming Detail: If you check the game files, this guy’s name is listed as Face McShooty. This is a reference/easter egg related to his quest, in which he asks the player to shoot him in the face.

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