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I love this kid. Definitely has my vote.
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That might the stupid analogy I’ve ever heard
That analogy makes no sense.
Every time I try to poop I have a 5% chance of actually pooping. 3% chance it’s solid.
Poop just falls out your butt.
It’s not poop, it’s surprise fertilizer
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
I’d vote for him.
Thats why I sit on the toilet regardless if I gotta pee or poop.
The Hard Times is great, I like it better than The Onion these days.
More eloquent than the President we got.
Loot boxes cause mass shootings!
50/50 poop or pee causes mass shootings!!!!!!!
Damnit video games. Why?!
I’ve heard enough. Let’s just get him straight to President of Earth.
In this hypothetical world that there is a random chance of pooping or peeing, at what % of pooping would men not sit down?
I’m subbed to this guy on Youtube. Does skits in that format where it’s just him playing everyone. Here’s [one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuP1gyj3W64).
Got my vote.
Of all the terrible analogies I’ve seen for this argument. This ranks up there.
I’m sorry, but wouldn’t sitting on the toilet seat fix the problem?
Me thinks only 50% of the population would have this problem.
You can sit, son, your penis won’t fall off.
Loot boxes also have that pity timer as well. So every 30th time or so you go to the bathroom it goes “LEGENDARY” shakes the toilet and sends a social media alert to all your friends.
This man is Phil Jamesson and he has an [excellent](https://youtu.be/vvwya_kjkzc) YouTube channel
It’s so accurate because what you get out of loot boxes is almost always SHIT.
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