I went to make a new creature in Spore, and the base color on the blank body was teal, inspiring me to make an entire Perry the Platypus civilization

I went to make a new creature in Spore, and the base color on the blank body was teal, inspiring me to make an entire Perry the Platypus civilization



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34 thoughts on “I went to make a new creature in Spore, and the base color on the blank body was teal, inspiring me to make an entire Perry the Platypus civilization”

  1. Spore was such an incredible idea…..The game started pretty good but then went downhill fast. I remember the launch, within the first week there were thousands of penis creations lol

  2. I’m still salty about how much of this game got cut out of the first prototype reveals game had sooooooo much more depth they cut more then half of the game

  3. Temptation to install the game _just_ for the sake of building a race of Doofs, rising…

    … Until I realize that Doof couldn’t conquer the tri-state area, let alone the galaxy.

  4. “So, why do your people build eyes and a duck bill on every vehicle you make?”

    “I don’t understand the question.”

    “Your planes, your cars, your boats, even your space ships have superfluous duck bills that serve no structural or aerodynamic purpose. Your civilization has spent countless billions of dollars on these things. Why do you tack a completely unnecessary object on the front of a car?”

    “Hey, look, man, that’s just how you build a car. You have a driver’s seat, an engine, a steering wheel, two axels, four wheels, and then you have your duck bill.”

    “But *why*? All those other things are necessary to make the car drive, but the duck bill makes no sense.”

    “Look, pal, that’s just how you build a car.”

  5. Doobee doobee doobaa PEeRry! “What’s a platypus doing here?” *puts on hat* “Perry the Platypus? How did you get here?? Oh doesn’t matter, you fell for my trap just in time to see my new inator!”

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