27 thoughts on “It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction after spotting this in my tiny midwestern town today!”

  1.  “A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party…Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party.”

  2. The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought ’em anyway. Ground ’em up, mixed em into a gel.

    And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.

  3. This is a triumph…

    (Of course it occurs to me to go one level meta further, you need to get a Triumph and put a logo like this on it)

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