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“My son will understand”
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Rip son of Wotd
Hilarious when it’s a joke, horrifying when it’s not.
Your son will forgive you.
Your wife on the other hand….
And that’s how a marriage can end in a blink of an eye
*Everyone disliked this.*
Always a classic
I had to drop a VC run in WoW because wifey told me she was pregnant.
edit: Violet Hold, not citadel.
And if he left, he would be been banned for 19 years. The son would have been a literal timer.
doter’s they are all son’s of bitches
Son’s first words: “Solo Mid or Feed”
Is this how Mars was born?
DotA chat in a nutshell
Yes but your wife will leave you…
Dr. Doofenscmirtz: origins
Ah yes, good ol’ exhibit 1 in both the custody hearing and divorce proceedings.
The kids birth certificate will say AFK under father.
Once met a dude on R6 who said that if he won more matches than his gf within a certain amount of time then they’d have sex. Needless to say, he won. That is my crowning achievement, getting a stranger laid on a video game.
DOTA? That kid is probably in kindergarten by the time the match finished.
I haven’t played Dota in years. The last time I played I had just got back from the hospital were my dad was being treated for cancer. I decided to play a game with a friend to take my mind off it. Half way through the game, I got a call that his health was rapidly deteriorating and that I should come back right away. Quickly told everyone that I was sorry but my dad was dying in the hospital so I had to leave.
Of course, no one believed me and some called me a leaver and piece of shit. I get that they had no reason to believe me but if someone told me their dad was dying and they had to go, I think I would take them at their word. I mean, if someone would lie about the death of a parent to get out of a game of Dota, nothing you say will mean anything to them anyway.
Known old fake
The true gamer
True gamers don’t leave the game for anything
I dont think any son ever in all of human history has said: “Dad, I sure wish you had been there to see me in mom’s vagina”
So sad you’ve miss your son’s birth I hope he will forgive you, now then.. How about your wife?
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