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Opened a gaming magazine, got a heart attack…
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Don’t worry he’s dead now, he can’t hurt you
My wife. Who never played a single video game knows of sonic since she grew up in the late 80s early 90s and she even said “My god, that’s so ugly. Looks nothing like sonic. Also. Why does he have human looking legs.” So yeah. It’s THAT bad.
looks like jim carry as the grinch
Sonark the HadgeHoag.
[it’s ok. the bad sonic is gone now. he can’t hurt you anymore](https://giphy.com/gifs/crying-funny-gif-tina-fey-N5G4tUCj5OUWQ)
Does…does ~~he~~ it want to sex me up?
Shouldn’t someone be photoshopping a blue dickhead coming out of the top of his right hand?
It’s actually a sequel to the movie “Teeth”
[In case you guys missed the fan-made Sonic trailer, here is a much better design.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ5OvTC9gAk)
So is Sonic Doctor Strange’s apprentice?
You know it’s kind of weird at first I really hated this version of sonic, but now it’s kind of growing on me.
U come home and bae lookin @ you like dis. WYD?
WHY DOES HE HAVE FUCKING DR. STRANGE PORTALS
So have they explained why the rings are now Doctor Strange portals? Cuz, correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly sure that’s not how they worked in the games.
Sonic the Centerfold
I like how at the top left of the page, it just reads “Gamer”
Is that the SpaceJam font in the top left corner?
Or is my nostalgia trying way too hard to find a shred of my childhood in this… this.. thing..?
Looks like he wants to take your children 🙁
Save it. Now that they are redesigning him, it could be worth something. Lol
Keep whatever posters or magazine of this Sonic. It will worth money in the future.
“Sonic the manhog.”
I buy the same magazine
Psychiatrist here, Paramount Sonic isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
I can’t unsee the thicc sonic, someone exorcize me please!
Whoa! How about a NSFW tag next time!
Is this one of the failed 14,000,605 possibilities that Doctor Strange saw?
You now hold the vision of a future that will never be.
I opened a gaming magazine and found an ad for a movie based on a video game. Wtf.
Lookit dat ass tho.
Jebeni ScreenFun hahaha 😀
Gave me a heart attack seeing that. And I will never be able to un see it….
Hairy Sonic just doesn’t make sense like it does for the live action Pokemon.
I’m sorry, I hate doing this to folk but you spelled boner* wrong
Talk about blue balls
Sonic endorse Puma; or Puma paying Sonic to advertise their shoes in the movie?
Sue for attempted murder
Ppl still buy gaming magazines?
Jesus this is awful.. whoever approved this, your mom’s a hoe.
Gotdam why the fuck does he look like he wanna jam his massive, voluptuous penis inside of my tight little asshole and pump me at 700 miles an hour until he ejactuales enough semen into my stomach that causes me to explode and destroy the western part of the Ameirca-Canada continent
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE
I still fear he is running in the night stealing human teeth.
“Hey sexy mama, wanna go fast?”
**OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK STRANGE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING**
Sanic the hadgeheg
Why does he have a sling ring
His eyes are looking in slightly different directions.
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