49 thoughts on “Opened a gaming magazine, got a heart attack…”

  1. My wife. Who never played a single video game knows of sonic since she grew up in the late 80s early 90s and she even said “My god, that’s so ugly. Looks nothing like sonic. Also. Why does he have human looking legs.” So yeah. It’s THAT bad.

  2. You know it’s kind of weird at first I really hated this version of sonic, but now it’s kind of growing on me.

  3. So have they explained why the rings are now Doctor Strange portals? Cuz, correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly sure that’s not how they worked in the games.

  4. Is that the SpaceJam font in the top left corner?

    Or is my nostalgia trying way too hard to find a shred of my childhood in this… this.. thing..?

  5. Gotdam why the fuck does he look like he wanna jam his massive, voluptuous penis inside of my tight little asshole and pump me at 700 miles an hour until he ejactuales enough semen into my stomach that causes me to explode and destroy the western part of the Ameirca-Canada continent

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