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Pigeon Simulator 2019
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Dude that is the strongest pigeon I have ever seen he picked that dude up
This is it… What we’ve all been waiting for.
I need this game
Where can I buy this?
This is the only game release I care about
(besides from bl3)
I just cancelled all my pre-orders for this
This is the first time I’ve considered being a pigeon. Sold.
Is this a meme or a real game? Take. My. Money.
I’ve always wanted the destructive powers of a pigeon.
THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS
In David Attenborough’s voice *and here we have the pigeon in its natural habitat, stalking its prey – a human..*
This looks phenomenal. I can’t wait to harass skyscraper window washers.
Don’t you guys hate it when a pigeon drags you off to sky and drops you 100 feet away. Ruins my day.
Fly like a bird? Does anyone remember that
For a second I forgot about the other simulator games.
I saw this gameplay and thought “Oh this is neat. Just flying around, running into things, exploring a city. Very relaxing.”
And then the fucking hotdog cart exploded.
I’d buy it. For $5 I’d buy something that doesn’t crash that lets you fly around and drop shit on things.
For $10 I’d buy that plus something closer to goat simulator in which there is a bunch of stuff going on that are hidden objectives to earn points and hidden items like hats or skins or something. I’d also expect there to be some sort of physics so I could crash into stuff and it moves.
For $15, I’d expect multiple areas that would take a few hours each to complete every objective (if you knew where they all were and what to do) and more control options, like being able to pick things up and drop them, land on trees, stuff like that.
$20 more of the same
$30 more of the same and also multiplayer
$40 fully voiced story involving other bird characters
$60 a romance subplot between multiple possible other pigeons,
$80 collectors edition with digital art book that will be easily downloaded elsewhere, a pigeon keychain and a pigeon plushy.
$150 Ultimate edition includes all of the above, season pass and a live pigeon.
Pre-order the collectors edition to have your name included, the ultimate to have an npc named after you. Pre-ordering the regular edition earns you the flying rat skin and thumbs up emote, plus exclusive in game tag.
Sorry, this sorta got away from me, I’d love to see the $15 option though!
EDIT: Thanks for the gold and silver!
Fly Like a Bird anyone?
Goat Simulator: Airborne Division
looks like goat simulator
Things like this make me absolutely love this world, we’ve been given all of this computing power, and we use it to make games like this. Beautiful.
– Fight over a half-eaten bagel with several other pigeons and those small sparrows, peck them to death.
– Fight with a rat over a slice of pizza that fell on the sidewalk.
– Play chicken with a kid on a tricycle who’s out for blood.
– Land on a window sill, make loud mating noises until people slam the window shut in disgust.
– Secret level where you can fly down into a subway station and get stuck flying in circles. Watch out for trains!
Can you crap on people? If so I need hahahaha
This is great! When I was a kid I used to play a game exactly like this, also a pigeon simulator. Its called “Fly Like A Bird” I believe, but Im not a 100% sure. You could fly around with friends and poop on peoples heads, it was the best thing.
So if its an option, Id definitely add multiplayer, as shitting on people with a bunch of friends makes everything better.
Boss battle needs to be a homemade attack drone flown by a person you need to find, poop on, then peck his eyes.
Multiplayer is a must, no names or any indicators of people being in the lobby with you, but if you see a pigeon then that is another person.
Flocks enable you to terrorize much bigger targets.
Unlockable crow character?
Bran during the battle of Winterfell
Where and how can I get this game?
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