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I hate this.
Thumbnail looks like Detective Yoda.
Or a pedestrian. Always getting in the fucking way.
Small bush: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?
Least you just stop and not die instantly
This is why we need to protect the trees!
Is this a Paul Walker reference?
I fell this meme
It’s not just in GTA
[literally smashes into it because brakes don’t exist]
Man fuck the trees, it’s those concrete bushes that always get me.
Trees will stop your speeding car IRL too…. not shrubberies though…
tree?????? TREE ????? TREEEEEE??!?!?!?!?
MORE LIKE OH EXCUSE ME I BRUSHED A FEATHER FLOATING THROUGH THE AIR AND NOW MY CAR IS DOING MORE 360s THAN A YOUNG TONY HAWK AMAZING PHYSICS!!!!
i’m always curious how many people actually completed this title. I get everyone isn’t me, thank god. However, this just puts me to sleep once the uncanny lulz go away.
I read this as “me: going full speed in gta tree”
If you run into something in GTA, there are three common possibilities:
1. You get slightly slowed down.
2. You plow through it.
3. You stop.
Imagine GTA5 with car damage like in GRID. Oh baby!
Bush “Oh? You’re approaching me?”
Tree: fuck you
This is weird, I swear that’s the Vault-Tec guy from Fallout 4. But maybe I’ve just played too much Fallout lately.
The decision to use the vault tech salesman from Fallout 4 confuses me.
Fallout 4 > GTA V
Just like real life!
Try this with a real tree, you will be shocked.
That tree sounds alot like the volleyball net. Conspiracy theory: they’re the same person.
Whenever my friends and I do the heists for gta online, I always end up being the most efficient driver. Not because of good reflexes or because I utilize shortcuts. Rather, I’m the only one who slows down for turns and avoids hitting other cars, while my friends would risk driving full speed off a cliff if the small chance that they could survive meant getting to their destination five seconds faster. And they often overestimate their survivability.
Tree used 0.1% of his power
Paul Walker has left the chat
only if this was possible in real life
hes` gonna TAKE HER TO ALASKA`
Real life aswell, trees are mean as fuck
No one can dare to question the logic behind this things.
Me: drives to 20 metal Street lights.
Wooden pole : nope
I’m more scared of small hills because I no it will send me flying that either A.hit a cop somehow B.Destroy my car from a river/ocean that was miles away from or C.land somewhere that wedges the car and can’t move . C and A always go Hand in hand for me idk y .
Cars should be able to fold theirselves around trees going 200mph in gta6
A dark themed meme? Thank you very much
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