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This is why Dragonite is the best Pokemon
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Charizard eat your heart out. Lol
My favorite derpy dragon. Obviously the best pokemon there is ;P
With those tiny wings.
7’03” is a good height obviously.
the original pseudo
I dunno, Drifloon looks like a balloon and takes children to hell… er, “the ghost world”
Tell that to my Lapas and her Ice Beam
I prefer Dragonair over this fat Charizard.
Which Pokémon game is this screenshot from? (Rookie here plz be nice)
which is why i always catch him so he can never save anyone ever again
The lifeguard Pokémon.
What it doesn’t tell you is that sometimes dragonite has no one to rescue so it drops people in the middle of the ocean and then comes back to rescue them only after they’ve been reported missing
I read that as “It is said that this Pokemon constantly flies over the immense seas and drowns people.”
And naturally thought “Wow, Dragonite is kind of a dick.”
7’3 but in the anime Dragonite was the size of Godzilla
[“Hey derpdragon, could you fucking not touch our lunch? Thanks.” -The Jellysquad](https://i.imgur.com/qyHxWwk.png)
the best dragon out there. The Dragon Lifeguard
What they dont tell you is how many of those “rescued” never make it to dry land. Dragonite eats well.
Yes! My best boy.
How many people are drowning in the middle of the ocean in Pokémon world?
Still doesnt beat whimsicott and his cute pokedex entry
My goodness he’s 7’3″
Good thing I’ve got it here in this poke ball or it would be out there saving people.
Would be illegal in Europe.
Oh boy, the Australian government really wouldn’t like this guy.
And if you are the champion of the Elite 4, you can force it to evolve early & learn moves it shouldn’t know 👌
*child catches Dragonite*
Child: Mom! Dad! I caught a…
Mom: not now, a local fisherman has crashed his boat. We are watching the news to see if the dragonite will save him.
Dad turning to the mom: it’s usually here by now.
*child slowly backs out of the room*
Granted, it’s said mainly by Dragonite.
Well, you know, for my money, the best Pokemon is probably the Articuno because of her ice blast.
Which pokemon game is this?
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