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When faced with immediate death…
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Skyrim: *eats 20 wheels of cheese 3 loaves of bread and 7 beers*
Not gonna lie some level 4 butt armor and a golden apple would come in handy in PUBG.
Dark Souls : Embrace It
Any MOBA: *spams “Good Job!”/”Good Game!” furiously
GTA Online: Commits Suicide
csgo: yell “he’s hacking” or shout at a teammate because he didn’t trade you.
Rainbow Six Siege: votekicks your teammates with the speed of a coursing river
Escape from Tarkov: starts shooting for legs
I just panic and die with a bucket of water and 6 golden apples in my hotbar
Counter Strike: blame Russian teammates and say cyka blyat a hundred times.
The red line indicator is why you shouldn’t make memes on MS Word.
Attack the D point!
I just imagined a guy fucking swalowing a gold coated apple
this reminds me, why didnt sparklez jump in the water during the first hunger games when it was right in front of him
Arma 3: jumps in pickup clips a pebble flys to space.
COD: *Starts strafing and crouching furiously*
Overwatch: Take a breather, become an icicle or hide behind the people who are doing those things
Breath of the wild: *yeets away with the help of magic iPad*
Call Of Duty: *dies*
R U N A W A Y
…if you use bucket of water at the top level as you swim back to the top, doesn’t it save you? I feel like I learned to do that to save my life a few times….then again it’s been YEARS since I played. Saw a roguelike mod that makes me wanna come back though.
Doom: *Runs from Slayer*
State of Decay: Alt + F4
This last one happened to me in the nether. I was knocked into lava by a blaze and just downed half a stack of golden apples and managed to get back to my house alive.
Other games: Pressing the power button hoping it didn’t save
Overwatch: *Shakes camera side to side and jump off the nearest cliff while the enemy that cornered you watches in disbelief*
He run bacc,
he build stacc,
he eat snacc
Rust: Places stone wall, still gets killed as the other person is hacking.
That’s why you always carry a potion of fire resistance in case of emergency.
Wait I’ve been doing golden carrots, are apples better?
I love how it’s pubg mobile and not the real deal
Terraria: spam magic mirror for dear life
Apex Legends: **USING GRAPPLE!!!**
In Bloodborne you drink blood
Darkest Dungeon: “And now the true test – hold fast, or expire.”
Tetris 99: Spin, Spin, Spin…
Dark souls: dodge and spam estus
Fallout: take every drug in a 5 mile radius.
Enter vats and leave it like that for an eternity.
MC:. Switches shield in off hand to the Totem of Undying
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